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LAND OF DOLLERS AND DANGER
controls: keybored and mouse buttens
credites:
game develop by, what pumpik studtios
porgam -CogenetInvalibd
muisc -- cooky fonster
the rest: o
* not mentioned in the text, but pretty important: space is to attack
* click animaker in bottom right
whose this douchenag
* click arrow in bottom left
start ove>
* click cueball in top right to be told things
Welcome, Jhon, to your new planet: the Land of Dollers and Danger. LODAD, for short.
As of the moment of your arrival, your second scenario had begun. This land shall be the site of your next park.
Your theme park must reach 413,000,000 guests, and you must achieve a park rating of at least 612/1000.
You have 23 hours.
Good luck.
* click jhon
yea thats jhon
* click jhon yet again
jhon
* click jhon yet another time
its still jhon
* click jhon another time
all right stop cliccing at him leav him alone
* keep clicking jhon
comeon stop dude
* do not stop clicking jhon
come on
* the jhonclicks keep happening!
come one man
* it doesnt stop from keeping on happening
sereously whyre you wanting to click on jhon so bad
* im running out of ways to say click jhon
do you want to s*x jhon or some thing.
* you get the point
ew
* so on and so forth
ew dude
* et cetera
dude the point of making this walking around wasnt just for you to clic at jhon
* guess what
dumb
* mad libs: [action you do with a mouse, imperative] [canwc character]
your dumb
* you get the point by now
go kill an imp or what ever
* you get the point by now
stupid and dumb
* you get the point by now
whoa is that......JHON?!???
* then it repeats
* click the rollercoaster
rolly coaster did not even have a crash
BOREING.
* you can press ctrl-t, or shift-t if that just opens a new tab, to see a small animation of momisprite kissing jhon
* theres also ctrl-c, which basically does alterniabounds trickster mode
* go up, click the door on the sburb house, walk into it
* click cueball in top right
Of course, your park cannot contain the required number of guests at its current size. You will need to gain ownership of many more regions and construct paths to connect them.
This will be a costly process. Fortunately, your planet's name suggests that additional startup funds will not be difficult to come across.
* walk to the arrow
do expand youre park for $500,00/?
* go down the bridge...
...suddenly, a waynerd vagibong interrupts
JHON BOY HELP MY CYLINDAR BUILDING IS TRAPPD IN THE SKY (AND WITH ME INSIDE OF IT!
I HAVE A TERIBLE FEAR OF CLOUNS
STOP YELING voice inside of my head,....or else i will call pollice on you for bully! so there!
sorrie........................................
so whyre you at the sky if you dont like sky any ways..........are you idiot?
um i domt think so......i was just pressin some button's and then maybe pressed the sky button on accidental`
well then why dont just press on the un-sky button.
OH DUDE hey thtats actualy such a good idea; B. R. B.
* continue going down the bridge then go up
* click cueball in top right
If you wish to learn more about your quest, I advise you to converse with local consorts. They are quite familiar with the lore of your planet.
They are also incredibly unintelligent.
I think they will appeal to you.
* theres some paths and also three crocodiles
* the bottom crocodile, the first one you see:
NAKKIN" NED: nak nak nag nak nak nank nakg nak nak nka nak nak nak nal=knak nak naknak naknnek nakk nak nak nak naak nak nak najk nak;na nak nak nakN AK nak nakanaka nak nak nak nak nank nak nak nanak nak nack nak nak nak nak nak nakk nak nak nan nak nakank nak nak NAKNAnak NAK nak nak naak nak nak
[okay i cannot be bothered to actually do the rest of the nakking. please imagine i did]
[another box of nakking i cant be bothered to write down]
[more nakking]
[yet more nakking]
SHUTUP already
NAKKIN" NED: dick
* the crocodile on the top left:
HOT EMMA: THE WHYTE HOUS IS UP A THAT WAY;BUT NO ONE ALOWED INSIDE DURING RIGHT NOW
HOT EMMA: I HEARD THAT THEY JUTS GOT ELECTED A BABBY
HOT EMMA: LIKE LITERALY BORN A HALF HOUR AGO BABBY
HOT EMMA: I JUST HOPE HE KNOWS HOW WTO DO A GOOD ECONOMIE......
* the crocodile on the top right:
ANXEOUS ALEX: hi........
ANXEOUS ALEX: you look like a daddie...................
ANXEOUS ALEX: do you want too be my daddie................................?
* if yes
ANXEOUS ALEX: teeehee........never mind...........now im to nervous.............
* if no
ANXEOUS ALEX: OH GOD I SHOUDNT ASKED IM SO SORY//////
* to the left theres just more crocodiles,
and more cueball stuff too
LODAD society centers around the millions of small businesses that populate it.
Such a shame that the new presidency has just initiated a deep global depression. Just about every one of those businesses will be devastated...
...Unless, perhaps, an extremely powerful business owner-say, a roller coaster tycoon-were to do something about it.
* crocodile to the left
i see your underneath a cool hat?
RAD TIMMY: YOU LIKE MY RAD HATT BRO?
yeah give me it
RAD TIMMY: OK........BUT ONLY IF FIRST YOU, GIVE ME A S*XY KISS
give the kiss?
* yes: you see a graphic of jhon and timmy kissing, and
RAD TIMMY: HMMMMMMMM.............IM JUTS NOT FEELIN IT.
* no:
no way
RAD TIMMY: PLAYIN HARD TOO GET.........HHHHOT...............
RAD TIMMY: GIMME A KISS
give the kiss?
* yes: see the above yes
* no:
nuhuh dude
RAD TIMMY: SPICEY..........I LIKE IT................
RAD TIMMY: KISS ME
give the kiss?
* yes: see the above yes
* no:
you want it......to bad!
RAD TIMMY: D*NG MAN........I SEE YOUR TO COOL FOR ME..........BUT IT ONLY MAKE'S ME WANT YOURE LIPS EVAN MORE!!
RAD TIMMY: PLEAS GIVE ME THE SMOOCHIE
* yes:
RAD TIMMY: WHOOOOHOOOOOOOOOHOWO!!!!!!!!!!!!THAT WAS SO PASIONATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERES MY HAT YOU BAEUTIFUL ANGLE
* then he leaves his hat on the floor and you can take it.
* if you talk to him again:
RAD TIMMY: I LOV YOU
* or no:
not tooday timmay!!
RAD TIMMY: FINE;THEN THIS COOL HATT STAYS ON TOP OFF ME!!
* the hat store to the right of timmy:
THE HAT STORE MAN: PLEASE COME BUY OUR HATS AND WHAT NOT ((((SORRY FOR EXPINSIVE:YOU KNOW HOW IT IS IN THIS OBANA ECONOMIE..............)
* you could probably grind to be able to affort the uncool hats but i cant be bothered to do that. idk whatd happen
* thats all there is to do on the left, so go to the right and you can buy more land. except, no! waynerd interruption 2
JHNON THERE IS NO UN SKY BUTTON
dude to bad go away
ALSO THEIRS A GIANT ROLLINGCOASTER CHASING ME
serously i am busy with to many tyccoon and daddy responabilitys to deal with you non sense!!
wait did you say giant rollingcoaster
YYEA
thats freakin'g cool
NO
......ALSO IT LOOKS THEYRES A CROCCADILE TRAPPED OVER ACROS THAT GAP SO GO GIVE HIM A HELP ALLREADY?
why woud i do some thing like that for
UM I DONT KNOW TOO BE NICE
dumb
UM I MEAN SO HE CAN GO OT YOURE PARK AND SPEND MONY TO YOU
well good-point.......
* cue ball
Pay heed to that voice in your head. He may annoy you, but he is meant to serve as an additional guide as you proceed through your quest.
Sometimes, he even gives advice that isn't terrible.
Of cource, I am the one who is effectively omniscient. My word should always take precedence over his.
If you truly wish to become a successful tycoon, my word should take precedence over all others.
You would do well to remember that.
* walk to the arrow
do expand youre park for $200,00/?
* save the freakin crocco!!
FREAKIN CROCCO: THANKS YOU GUY TAKE MY MOST PRIZE POSESSION
* take the bug obviously
* you can go to the north place now. the crocodiles say things, but first qball obviously
After repairing the economy, you will need to defeat President "Obana" in order to release the grist hoard from the Federal Grist Depository. This step is crucial in order to perform the Ultimate Alchemy.
When four planetary grist hoards are combined and the Ultimate Alchemy is completed, a new world will unlocked. It is in this world that you can create your third and final theme park, one that spans not a planet, but an entire universe over which you and your co-players rule. This shall be your reward for the successful completion of your quest.
My apologies if I've spoiled the big secret. I know how much you dislike games that are "to complicated," so you could use the additional incentive. Sburb may shroud its messages in riddles and obscurity, but I am personally under no such obligation.
* the first one:
SWELL NELLY: BABY OBANA HAS ASSUME'D OFFACE
SWELL NELLY: HES HEAR TO RUIN OUR ECONOMY.........JUST AS THE PROPHECIES DID FORETOLD!!
SWELL NELLY: THEIR IS ONLY ONE DUDE WHO CAN STOP HIM
SWELL NELLY: THE HERO OF OUR PLANIT, THE BOSS OF WHEELS!!!
JHON THATS YOU, UM PROBLY
of COARSE it is dude!!!!
SWELL NELLY: whom your talking to??
your mom haha
lol
SWELL NELLY: [a lot of .s and ,s that i cant be bothered to count]
* the second one:
WACKY SAMM: THE HERO OF WHEEL'S SHALL BUILD A THEME-PARK SO H*CKIN AWE SOME,THAT THE ECONOMIE WILL BE SAFED!!
WACKY SAMM: AND THEN HE WILL FACE THE BAD OBANA AND DEFETE HIM ONCE AND FORALL
WACKY SAMM: OR NOT I DONT REALY KNOW.....BUT IF HE DID DID THAT STUF THEN THATD BE SO COOL RIGHT?
* the third one
UGLY EMMA: THE HEROE SHOUD BUILD A ROLLECOASTRE TO THE GATE'S IN THE SKY ALL THE WAY UP TO SKYA
UGLY EMMA: THE GATE THATS THE SEVENTH ONE LEADS RIGHT AT OBANAS LAIR: THE OVAL OFFACE!!
UGLY EMMA: OR HE CAN JUST GO TO WHYTE HOUS FORWARD THIS PATH........BUT ONLY IF HE CAN DO A SNEAK PAST THE SEKRET SERVICE.........
* the fifth one:
DRAMA DAN: IM AM IN NOT A MOOD TO TALK RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the sixth one
JAMMIN JOE-BILLY: IF YOU WANT TO THE WHYTE HOUS YOU HAVE TO GO PAST THE SEKRET SERVICE MAN OVER THEIR
JAMMIN JOE-BILLY: BUT THEIRS NO WAY TOO DO THAT.......
JAMMIN JOE-BILLY: EXEPT.................I HEARED HE ILEGAL TAKES BRIBE'S
JAMMIN JOE-BILLY: SO BRIBE PAST HIM DDUDE!! H*CK THE POLLICE!!!! H*CK THE POLLICE!!!!! H*CK THE POLLICE!!!!! H*CK THE POLLICE!!!! H*CK HTE POLLICE!!!! H*CK THE POLLICE!!! H*CK THE POLLICE!!!! H*CK THE POLLICE!!! H*CK THE POLLICE!!!!!! H*CK HE POLLICE!!!! H*CK THE POLLICE!!!!! H*CK THE POLLICE!!!! H*CK THE POLLLICE!!! H*CK THE POLLICE!!!!! H*CK THE POLLICE!!!!
* the sekret service
MISTERY JOE: NOONE GOS PAST HERE
do you want some bribe's
MISTERY JOE: O YOU KNOW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
MISTERY JOE: GET ME UM
MISTERY JOE: $1410.17
MISTERY JOE: A PLURPLE BUG
MISTERY JOE: THE UNHOLLY SEKRET TO LIMITLESS HORRER AND DESTRUCTION
MISTERY JOE: AND A COOL HAT
um dude ok b. r. b.
* if you dont have all the things
MISTERY JOE: PLEAS GO AND GO GET ME MY $1410.17 AND PLURBLE BUG AND UNHOLLY SEKRET TO LIMITLESS HORRER AND DESTRUCTION AND COOL HAT
* if you have all the things
MISTERY JOE: DUDE SWEET DUDE GO ON IN
walk up
go to whyte hous?